You Know You're An Alcoholic When...
Another night, another drink! Tonight it's a pint of Sex on the Beach. Yes, that's right, a pint. I've taken to having all my alcoholic drinks in pints now, which subsequently has made my somewhat heavy hand heavier... and I've found each drink gets steadily stronger til I get to the point where even I have to put more mixer in! Oh and the alcoholic grenadine I found in the cupboard is an exxxcelent addition to the strength of my drink, it adds another 3.5% woo!
However, as good as this sounds, it's somewhat alarming considering I'm on my own... Granted I've had a stressful day chasing after two devil children (i.e. my cousins) but there's something quite sad and wrong with 'drinks for one'. Not that this will stop me of course, but it's just a thought!
I was having a little looky on t'internet for the perfect 'You Know You're An Alcoholic When...', but there was only one... ONE?! Wtf? And even that one was shit but I shall humour you with a few of them:
You Know You're An Alcoholic When...
- Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
- When you go to donate blood and they ask what proof?
- When you are sober, people ask you what's wrong?
- Why does everybody think I have a prinking droblem?! - I don't have a prinking droblem!
- You instinctively know where the alcohol is in a store you've never been in before
- Clubs raise their drink prices because you haven't attended in a while
- You have a "happy hour" at home (Mine's usually from 12 til 3)
Oh and FYI, ice is for pussies! It just dilutes a perfectly good drink!
posted by caT` @ 12:15 am
4 Fools Pitied:
omg that video was revolting i nearly threw up my coc pops!! ughhhhhhhhh i blame u catherine!!! evil monkey stare!!!!!
Hahahaha! The fact that I didnt actually post it didn't giv the hint then?! And coc(k) pops emsa??! U diiiirty bitch!! ;P
What's up pussyCAT'!!!
How' you doin'?
Well, I'm gonna add something to that list!
You Know You're An Alcoholic When...
- When caT' names you "the drunk" hahaha, which I LUV, I have to say...
-When you are working out and sweating, someone says "Hey, smells like Absolut"
-When nobody asks you if you drink and they just assume it because you are Mexican.
OMG!!! I need to move out of this country full of drunk people.......
naaaaaa, not really! I love it
well, I said it! and I'll say it again!!! REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS...
I guess that's all, I'll see you later Cat'...keep drinking and call me when you're drunk.
bye
Rehab IS for quitters, if your sober enough to even consider this, you obviously havn't drunk enough! Get it down ya!
There's something extremely satisfying bout the smell of alcohol during ur morning after workout... it actually smells better than original product!
See u in the pub later my drunken mexican amigo! Drinks on u! ;)
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