Boys are retarded
Yes that's right, boys are retarded. Especially when drunk. Actually fuck that, boys are just retarded all the time! Pffft why do I have to live with 3 of them?
Ok, story. My roommates got off their faces drunk last nite and decided to blockade the kitchen door with the sofa while throwing wotever they could find at me through the door, mainly being a corkscrew and the fire blanket (which I threw back at them and smacked Irish Andy in the head and cut his ear mwahahaha!) Neway, me feeling evil and them being the stupid fuckers they are leaving their doors open and their wallets with their keycards in them in their rooms, decided to steal their wallets and close their doors. So eventually they come knocking on my door, and I kept them going for a good 15/20 mins until I decide I've tortured them enough and I can't take Irish's whining anymore, I give them their wallets back only to find that Yorkshire has taken the corkscrew, screwed it into my fucking lock, and then broke the fucking end off. RETARD!! And then to top it all off, I get locked out for two fucking hours, have to get the night porter out twice with two different machines to try and open it and THEN get told I have to pay for a new one! ME! Fucking retards.. can you tell I'm pissed? Gaaaaaawd! *sigh*
Birds-eye view of the destruction
That was inside my lock
posted by caT` @ 2:29 am
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You know what else isn't fun? When they come to fix my door at half fucking 8 in the morning on the day that I'm actually having a good mornings sleep, and take a good half an hour repeatedly fitting, dismantling and refitting the fecking lock and then debating over why it's still not working. And then the icing on the cake, the fire alarm! Thankfully it was only a test or there would have been a serious bitch fit thrown!
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