"You're thinking of a tigon. They're totally lame and reek like poo..."

Pretty much my favorite animal..

So two days ago me and izzle dizzle were in a call. I was drunk (duh) and surfing the internets for cool stuff. So then I got on Ripley's Believe it or not and I found the freakin COOLEST animal EVER. So if you didn't get the references above..then you obviously don't like Napoleon Dynamite as much as i do..Gosh! Well anyways that magestic beast is a Liger. Yes that right. A Liger. Now I know you think that they can't be real. Well yes they are. They aren't bred for their skills in magic..but they are pretty KICKASS here's the wiki page. They are freakin awesome.. and there's a youtube video here.

Moving on to other news. Izzle dizzle sent a bunch of us a kick ass playlist. Ahhh the memories. Good stuff. Anyways..there's a song on it that got stuck in my head..so im going to share.

You're my sunshine after the rain
You're the cure against my fear and my pain
'Cause I'm losing my mind when you're not around
It's all (It's all)
It's all because of you
You're my sunshine, oh yeah

Baby I really know by now
Since we met that day
You showed me the way
I felt it then
you gave me love, I can't describe
How much I feel for you
I said baby I should have known by now
Should have been right there
whenever you gave me love
And if only you were here
I'd tell you, yes I'd tell you (oh yeah)

[Chorus]

Honestly could it be you and me
Like it was before neither less or more
'Cause when I close my eyes at night
I realize that no one else could ever take your place
I still can feel and it's so unreal
When you're touching me, kisses endlessly
It's just a place in the sun where our love's begun
I miss you, yes I miss you baby, oh yeah

[Chorus]

If I knew how to tell you what's on my mind
(Make you understand)
The I'd always be there right by your side

[Chorus]

You're my sunshine
You're my sunshine
Oh yeah

thats so oldschool.. :P anyways..did i ever mention i have the sexiest girlfriend on the planet?..well..im telling you now..she's hot...rawr.. o ;pbe upi nsnu

um..hope wils and aimee have good trips..stay safe u two..and whoever else may be traveling....

..p.s. happy belated birthday paradroid :)

laters bitches,

--Paradox

Just an ordinary day..

Nothing strange or startling happened...


Nothing out of the ordinary...


Just an normal day in the life of me...


No big event...


No momentous occasion...


Nothing to write home about...


Oh except that one thing...


You know...


That thing...


You don't?...


Oh...


Well...


I GOT A ICKLE BABY PUPPY DOGGY TODAY!!!!!


Pictures?... Well if you insist!

Ladies and Gentleladies, meet Sir Duffy Pudge-a-lot:

Don't let the area of carpet around him fool you, he's a fat wee shit!

His belly in its full glory

Aww, butter wouldn't melt..

.. Except for the fact that he's attacking my hand and sleeve.

Isn't that the most adorable little face you've ever seen?!

Ahh, I'm in love!

my feet hurt...

Freaking awesome night..

So last night i went to see The Fray. Awesome night..I went with the lil' brother which could of been a horrible thing considering the boy is a jerk sometimes..but it was pretty good. The place where the concert was being held was at a club so me and him got in line like...2 hours early..and we were like...15 people away from the door. The line up was in this arcade place and we were standing next to these racing games so we got to sit/stand and listen to that fucking "Daytona" song at least a hundred times. But there was this kick ass drum game that I love to play so I went over there to find the drummer for the band playing. So I got to chill with him for a while which was kickass (psh no one even knew who he was). Then when the doors were about to open, Isaac Slade (the guy who plays the piano) walked out and was giving Tootsie Rolls and Hershey Kisses to the people at the front of the line. Now...for fans, alot of these people didn't know who he was at first, so they thought he was some weirdo. And as soon as he made his way to me I was just like...this guy is awesome..how many lead singers of any band do you know, that would go out of their way like this? And he asked me if I was pumped for the concert I nodded and said yeah...but that wasnt enough for him cuz he was like.. "oh come on can I get a hell yeah!?" lol silly boy. It didnt even occur to me to take his picture..so then when he was like..7 ppl away I ran up to him and asked if he'd let me take a picture with him..and he was totally cool about it. I think i was one of the only ppl to do that..SOOO anyways. We get into the club and try to find somewhere to sit. But my brother is underage..so he couldn't get into the drinking areas where there were plenty of seats and tables. So we made our way up to the front of the stage and I left him to get drinks..which was quite funny 'cuz i tried to leave the "drinking area" and security stopped me and said that I couldn't bring alcoholic beverages out. So there I was drinking these huge glasses of Vodka and Redbull like a madwoman..and by the time i was finished i think i was a little tipsy..ANYWAYS. The concert starts and some guy opens. Now he was pretty good..except all of his songs were starting to sound the same...and then he just plain sucked..blah. I ended up txting Tin to tell her of the suckage lol. So then the Fray finally gets on stage and it was KICKASS. Except for these asshats who were standing in front of me and my brother. Fucking lunatics kept pushing and elbowing us. So my and my brother just looked at eachother. And everytime of of them would push us. Me and my brother would push back..hard. They would look at us and we'd give them dirty looks like "what motherfucker you wanna start something?!" Haha..they never said anything. Bitches. I ended up putting my elbow in the back of the fucker who kept elbowing my boob..and then during the concert me and my brother pulled out our phones and were "accidentally" hitting them on the head and putting our hands in front of their faces. God we make such a good team. The concert was fucking awesome...They played their songs flawlessly and I ended up singing with a thousand other people to "How to Save a Life and Over My Head" *Sigh* i love concerts. um..here's a short clip..



laters bitches,

--Paradox

Lá Fhéile Pádraig Sona Duit

Happy St Paddy's Day Bitches!

Sláinte!

Lets Get Fucked Uppp!

Fuck you school!...

I miss you..

School sucks. School keeps me away from my girlfriend. School keeps my girlfriend away from me. School can suck monkey balls. Anyways. I'm bored..and I'm at home in bed. I can thank Cat for that...well for the me being in bed resting..since I'd prolly get in trouble if I went to school. Blaaah so anyways I'm at home..reading blogs..posting on this one meh.. Anyways..what should I talk/type about? I haven't been doing much of anything lately. Just school and skyping. Ooh and learning songs on the piano for Aimée's podcast. *ahem* speaking of Aimée..you are a fucking LIAR!!! grrrr...but I'm over it :P so all is good you hooker. Glad you and Robo are finally getting it on. Welcome to the "Long Distance Kelkian Relationship Club" and Robo you're an official member of the "Doghouse Club" with me and Wils. Oh hey speaking of relationships and things like that...people have been on the good ol' chatterbox and mentioning shipper names for me and Cat..so lets see what we have so far.

• Parat
• Cat-P
• Caradox
• Paracat
• Cox
• Catdox
• Capadox
• Cadox
• Cap Tox
• Pat
• Doxy-Cat

lol you ladies are crazy..but keep them coming...still waiting for the perfect shipper name. Oh another thing..what the fuck is up with us and Daylight Savings Time happening like..3 weeks earlier than the rest of the world? Ugh..I don't like it. Anyways..I should be "resting" and propping my foot up on pillows so I'm gonna wrap this shit up..

Laters bitches,

--Paradox

Psssst...

I have a message from the freezing cold West Sands..

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Ok so Cat wrote that up there last night...and i wanted to post too..so I'm just adding on to hers instead of making two separate posts on the same day ;)

This comes from the freezing wet...snow.. :)

You're the palaman to my tinapay
The cure to my "aray"
Ang mahal sa yo ay tunay
I love you more than pie
Baby you're the apple of my eye

laters bitches,

--Paradox

finally done!..

So I finally finished my fucking midterms..YES I'M FREE! And it couldn't be at a better time. I've been stressed tot he max..and with the pressure of school finally off my back I think I'll survive the next couple months till school ends. I also got my grades back.. so far I have three A's..yay! Anyways..how about that Ourchart? Ok is it just me..or is it a little disappointing? I mean..the chart isn't as cool looking as it is on the show. I mean its plain black and white..and sure its "animated" but I wish it was more like it looks like on TLW. I look at my chart..and I see all of my friends..but I thought that you'd be able to see your friend's friends' as well like a little..web thingy..and where the fuck is that cool Musak you hear whenever Alice shows us the chart huh?! WHERE IS IT?! There are alot of Kelkians who've joined which is a plus..but that's one of the few positives...there are a couple downsides...like..the bugs..ugh glitch galore..the chart's don't update frequently and you doesn't show you the latest information..and trying to find other users is a hard task..i just wish the webmasters would've worked on that stuff before launching the site..just to make it easier for everyone..but hey the Angela Robinson webisodes are kick ASS! They look funny and I can't wait for them to come out... -- when did this turn into a review of Ourchart? Well I'd say..join it..and then add me 'Paradox'

I'll see you bitches later,

--Paradox