I HATE THIS MUTHER FUCKING ESSAYYYY!!!

I'm going insane.. I'm on day 5 of this fucking essay and I still have half of it to do.. AND it's 3 days late.. fucking multiprocessing shite.. what happened to my waffling skills? Where did they go? I used to be able to spew out quality, grade A shite and now I can't even concentrate long enough on this bastardo to copy shit off wiki.. *sigh* And my computers being a fucktard coz apparently having Word, Firefox and Skype open together is a big no no.. I need a new laptop.. I NEED one.. not want, need.. badly.. or one day it just might explode.. or I may accidently throw it out the window and dance around its burning carcass.. ugh, I'm so over this shit..
NEWAY, today is 'lets share' day. Lets share gay songs. You know, those 'can't get it out of my head, pretend not to like but secretly have it stashed in the depths of my ipod and only listen to it when no one else can hear' songs. I'll go first shall I.. This, my friends, is what we call gaaaaaaaaaaaaay:
How is it gay you ask? Well, apart from the obvious part that it includes that polo neck wearing, leather clad boyband by the name of 98 degrees, it also features that polo neck wearing, leather clad boyband by the name of 98 degrees! Gay. Now, why am I telling you this? Not taking away how gay this song truely is, it could go either way.
- On the gay side we have the one, the only, 98 degrees.
- On the fence we have Miss Carey (post boob job) who is kind of in the middle. She's loved by all the fags, but she does have some good shit.
- And on the credible side, we have Joe. Mr R&B and therefore you are able to admit to liking him without it being followed by a blush and lots of sniggering.
Though it does display one of the finest examples of disgustingly bad lipsyncing as all good / bad songs do. Then again it does star Mariah Carey so.. (Rookie mistake Mariah! You don't say 'bye' into the mic when you're miming. Pffft..)
Right, hit me with your best shot ladies! I want gay. And I mean GAAAAAAAY. Like, suuuuper fantastic gay. As I slump back to my essay.. at 3am.. after which I have tutorial questions to do.. *sob*
PS. Wooo! I actually posted! *does little dance... makes a little love... and gets down tonight WOO*
7 Fools Pitied:
wow thats gay LOL ahahahahah
I don't know what song counts as gay...there was that techno song I was playing for you..but I guess..anything by Clay Aiken..no wait..Cher's Believe that was GAY..
btw...this video pwns ur video with its gayness...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OO83ODhHxU4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwQyo3agWak
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTF58vH1Nas
they're kinda gay... a little bit.. maybe?
um yes.. this was mainly to tell you that your new avatar thingy... with the rocking cat... freaks me out. Mostly because i didn't see that it was a rocking cat for a while and thought it was something...else... with rapid wrist movement..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqv8UJc72SU
the dudes fuckin name is the "gay pimp" and he's wearing silver shiny pants...it can't get any gayer than that.
Babe, are you sure you're not a fag? Are you sure?! I can't believe I watched the whole thing.. Btw, the huge ass elephant on stage.. What tae fuck?!
Mwiko - ROFLpops! Nice moves son! The comic book star captions are a lovely touch.
OMFG TELL ME YOU DO NOT OWN THAT SONG?!!! Fast food rockers????? SHAME ON YOU!
Rapid wrist movements, LOL! Wot do you think I am? :o
Robo - Lol I do love suck suck soccer practice.. and the tranny cheerleaders, priceless!
Hell no, i don't own the song... i just thought it was gaaaaaay, like you asked for.. i mean, primary colours and pvc? skay!
And it's not my fault that the black bits look like a suit and the white on the cat's neck looks like a hand...
that's not just gay. it's homosexual.
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