its been a while...

I've been on a Sarah McLachlan kick lately...and I don't know what it is about this song that I love..is it cuz she talks about all my favorite things? ice cream...chocolate..or maybe its cause she can pull off playing her acoustic in a shiny evening gown with a black feather boa..well whatever it is..it works for her. So anyways..what have all of you hookers been up to? I have been busy with school..and now i just got a job (which i already want to quit lol)...so I won't be around as much as I used to be (tragic isn't it?) in other news...did you guys know my gf will be here in like...a month and a week?..i dont really know the exact number of days...cuz im too lazy to check that post lol..but yes..she'll be here..and I'm excited!! Like...very excited..i just wish the month of july would go faster..I also wish that one day i'd find a winning lottery ticket...or inherit a fortune from my long lost aunt...or maybe just find a job that I like *sigh*
riiiiight...so...hows your summer? good? bad? do anything fun?...ok..so I have a favour to ask all you guys...a couple days ago...I made this playlist for cat..a bunch of slower songs..similar to Chazza's mix (which i loooove) right...so I've been sorting through my iTunes and I found that I'm on a serious drought of songs like that...like..wtf? usually my music collection is complete..but since all of it got deleted...about a year ago, it's been hard to find bounce back and get all the music that I used to have...*sigh*..so..anyone...ideas? My playlists need some revamping...anyways im out...

laters bitches,

--Paradox

P.S. her love really is better than ice cream...

Who knows where thoughts come from, they just appear!

Have you ever caught yourself singing something and have no idea where it came from? Yeah I do that a lot.. and apparently it runs in the family.. For some god unknown reason my 27 year old brother was singing this for a good 3 days

You can learn a lot of things from the floowers..

And today it's my turn. Now I haven't watched 40 Year Old Virgin in at least a year, nor have I ever seen Hair, so I can't really explain this one


I can't remember what yesterdays was, but it was equally random..

Ack shit.. Damn those flowers!

PS. I got my tickets today ^_^ omfgz0r I'm so exciteeeed!

It's the final countdown!

Ohhhhhh yeeeeaaah! I'm goin' to Canadia!

Roscoe's a crossdresser

Shexeh!

this is how bored we were...

we were bored..

Me and Wils were chillin and decided to do a podcast..cause we're cool like that. We talk about pride..and our dogs...and..alcohol..but mostly our dogs..so listen in..

Click here to listen to Half a Bastard and a Third of an Amigo

laters bitches,

--Paradox

I just called to say...

I. Love. You.

So. My girlfriend is at home...i hate when she's home..mostly cuz her mom pops in and scares the shit out of me..but theres also the fact that I can't talk to her when I want..and she can't talk to me when she wants. And its gay. I seriously wish I could fly over there and kiss her..and tell her I love her..and have her say it back without worrying about someone overhearing it. But seriously guys..or i guess its girls..(but I feel weird saying girls..i feel funny lol) I seriously love this woman. Like..I don't care who knows it. Because she's so fucking amazing...and I'm so lucky she's mine. Sorry I'm getting sappy on here. I guess I just miss her...and I want her here. *sigh*

Right. Well its Pride today...yaaaaay! and I'm going so hopefully it'll be fun.

Oh btw the Amigos have a new podcast up. You can listen to it Here

Right..so I must be off..

laters bitches and ho's,

--Paradox

whaaa? a podcast? where?...

yes thats right the Three Amigos are back!

Ok so after a loooong hiatus we're back in action. Well...two of us are since the Homie isn't as available as she once was (whore!) So the sexy bitch and wannabe straightie recorded this one with raging bull dyke Tin. We interview and pick on her, talk about random shizzle and my competitive streak is shown again in the form of a Geography lesson. Hopefully our homie will be here next time...actually she better be here.. KT are you reading this?! Anyways...kick back, relax, grab your favorite alcoholic beverage and Click Here to listen to What's the Capital of Aussieland?

For our next cast, I want you *points* to send us questions (because we run out of shit to talk about), comments, criticism, or compliments to dkpamigos@gmail.com do it...do it now...now..ok that is all..

laters bitches,

--Paradox

There's no place like home... bull-shit.

In that case wtf am I doing here?

No your eyes do not deceive you, it is I! I thought it was about time I showed my face before you all got withdrawl symptoms. So where have I been? Well you know me busy, busy, busy. Busy eating, busy sleeping, and busy mopping about the house. Coz apparently all I'm good for according to my father, is baby sitting his fucking dog, who incidentally is really getting on my tits coz he's the biggest attention whore I've ever come across. And then there's my mother who keeps telling me I need structure and routine in my life and spends all time yapping at me to get a job. Which I would love coz it would mean I could get very far away from both of them and actually be with the one person who makes me happy. *sigh, sigh, fucking sigh*

Can you tell I'm not in the best of moods? Really? Am I that obvious? Oh well. Now onto better news. I think I broke my laptop. Well, I don't think it's broken, it's just being an absolute fucktart and trying to piss me off by not reformatting properly. And Acer themselves aren't helping with their fucking BIOS lock that they won't tell you the password to coz god forbid we would actually get something for free. Of course if I cough up £50 to them, they are only too happy to punch in that little password and reinstall XP for me. But, if I had £5o, do you really think I'd be wasting it on them? No no no no non no non no no non no.. What else?.. I had some other fantastical news.. Oh yes, my coccyx is still in pieces after over two weeks. Mucho pain in the arsal region (in more ways than one). Why was I given a tailbone? It's just one more thing for me to hurt.

Yeah, so all in all I'm a manic depressive with a sore ars- *ahem* tailbone. So how are you?! :P Pretty much the only good thing thats happened since I got home is I got to coo over a new wee baby. I love babies ^_^ Until they can walk and talk and then I lose interest. So as long as I can give it back at night, give it away when its a toddler, and not have to pop it out myself, I'm all for the babies. Awww, babies... Ugh, how freaky is this? Marzipan babies? What the faaak? Marzipan is mingy anyway. And since we're on the subject of babies and freakiness, have you ever seen this:


Arrrrrrrrrrrg! Remind me never to have children. Plus eww! Look at her tummy! If that's what children do to you then fuck that!

*sigh*....

...im feeling as emo as this song.

--Paradox

since my girlfriend isn't updating at ALL...

It's so cute..I want one
It's a socially rhythmic robot that detects beats and dances to them..
Where do I buy one?

So anyways..this week has been meh. I miss my girlfriend. *sigh* Anyways..I had a job interview...wait..did I talk about that yet? ::goes through archives:: nope muahah. I think it went well. Hopefully I get the job..cuz I'm in serious need of the money. blaaah. So how was everyone's weekend? Mine was spent in front of the fan cuz it was so fucking hot over here. Ugh I haaaate it..but you know what I hate more? Crazy ex-girlfriends. Like..seriously crazy..hmmmm I wonder if she reads this..cuz that would be hilarious. She used to read my old blog...i wonder if she's taken her stalking to a new level. Oh well I don't care. OMG my dog is so cute and he smells good...mmmm cuddles teehee. Sorry I'm being random. Ok stick to one topic Paradox...um. Anyone still watch Lonelygirl15? I have to admit I've succumbed to her videos...and they've gotten better than how they initially were. They even made up this fake cult and added new characters...its like..an interactive soap opera...mystery..thing. But it actually isn't too bad...you know...if you have nothing else to do...

::twiddles thumbs::

riiiiiight. uh... hmmm... anyone seen any good movies lately? How was Pirates of the Carribean 3? I just watched it a couple days ago..and I gotta say...I'm not really understanding the hype..i mean..they have their moments...but I thought they'd be...better. I duno maybe I'm just talking crazy...so talk some sense into me and comment bitches.

laters,

--Paradox

P.S. -- Baby can you please change the link colours on our blog?? The orange is uglay... :D