So she'll leave me alone..

I like pillows..

Here is a post. It is from me. My internet just died. Mother. F%$*er. I have been meaning to do this post for over a week. But I never know what to talk about. Coz I have a very boring life.

Ok... something to talk about...

Paradox is weird.. But that's not what I'm gona talk about.. no no.. Oh, I know! Have you ever taken credit for somebody elses idea? Or conveniently forgot to tell people it actually wasn't you? Yeah, me neither..

It be 3 weeks til I pack my bags and head over to Eskimoville to this crazy bitch I met over the internet. I know, weird huh?! I'm also getting bored of that "OMFGz0r-are-you-alright-in-the-head?-I'll-pray-for-your-soul-when-that-50-year-old-man- molests-you-and-hacks-you-into-little-pieces" look I get from people when they find out it's not a university friend I'm going to see. Coz everyone on the internet are paedophiles and axe-murderers don't you know. Including me. I sleep with mine.. My axe that is.. And keep a spare by the door in case I'm hacking on the run.. I'm also getting bored of my mother refering to them as my "internet friends", like they're not real. Coz apparently you have to physically meet people to know them. What she doesn't understand is I know a lot of these people better than I know my "real" friends who I've known for 9 years or more, coz all you have to do is talk. *Sigh*.. The older generation just don't understand! All these ipogs and the interweb.. it's confusing stuff. Pipes and slippers, now that's a language they understand.

Now I'm off to talk to this woman so she'll stop singing lol.. Adios!

"Beauty queen of only 18
She had some trouble with herself.."