Most likely either bored or drunken ramblings (depending whether or not I can find me some alcomahol) from yours truely!
Wednesday, August 30, 2006
You Know You're An Alcoholic When...
Another night, another drink! Tonight it's a pint of Sex on the Beach. Yes, that's right, a pint. I've taken to having all my alcoholic drinks in pints now, which subsequently has made my somewhat heavy hand heavier... and I've found each drink gets steadily stronger til I get to the point where even I have to put more mixer in! Oh and the alcoholic grenadine I found in the cupboard is an exxxcelent addition to the strength of my drink, it adds another 3.5% woo! However, as good as this sounds, it's somewhat alarming considering I'm on my own... Granted I've had a stressful day chasing after two devil children (i.e. my cousins) but there's something quite sad and wrong with 'drinks for one'. Not that this will stop me of course, but it's just a thought!
I was having a little looky on t'internet for the perfect 'You Know You're An Alcoholic When...', but there was only one... ONE?! Wtf? And even that one was shit but I shall humour you with a few of them:
You Know You're An Alcoholic When...
Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
When you go to donate blood and they ask what proof?
When you are sober, people ask you what's wrong?
Why does everybody think I have a prinking droblem?! - I don't have a prinking droblem!
You instinctively know where the alcohol is in a store you've never been in before
Clubs raise their drink prices because you haven't attended in a while
You have a "happy hour" at home (Mine's usually from 12 til 3)
You'll also be delighted to know I found a lovely video to go along with this list, but for once I'm not gona post it, I'm gona link you instead! Bon appetite! Oh and FYI, ice is for pussies! It just dilutes a perfectly good drink!
What in fucks name is up with the weather?? It's like the fukin apocolypse is tryin to get its foot in the door but the 'Summer' is tellin it to "Get Taae!" One minute its lovely and sunny and the next, it's dark and grey and pissing out of the heavens. But atm its really takin the piss; its nice and sunny and cloudless yet there's thunder. WTF?!?! How the fuck is that possible?! I didn't actually believe it at first, I thought some bastard was stealing our wheely bin from the back garden! Coz that's what it sounded like! And I shud probably finish this up pretty soon coz there's a mofo cloud headin this way that my internet connection will be shouting "Take me take me take me!" at. Fuckin NTL...
Newho, here's a little sumthing to commemorate this lovely day!
Mmmmm after two pints of more than generous portions of Pimm's and Ginger Ale, I'm thinkin I need to bring me some of this back to uni! It goes down better than a top nosh Sunday Dinner, and let me tell you, those sunday dinners go down very, VERY well! I must persuade the mother to put that on the shopping list...
Who d'you have to fuck to get a beer around here?!
Is a beer really too much to ask? I have every other drink in this house except fukin beer. Well... I have Guinness, but thats only nice in small doses and you have to be in the mood for it. So I'm havin to drink Magners which I don't like anymore, and there's no fuking Blackcurrent juice so I had to put Summer Fruits in it which tastes like shite. Grrrr grrrr fuking grrrr! Fuck it, I'm goin after the spirits. I'm in a shit mood and I need to drown my sorrows! In fact, I'm in such a bored, "I'm fed up, I don't want to talk to anybody" mood, I even considered studying for my Computer Science exam I have in a couple of weeks. THATS how fucking bored I am! And I'm tired which is making me angry! God I'm delightful!
*Takes a sip of drink*
Ugh this drink is foul... Word to the wise, do NOT mix Magners and Summer Fruits. I gotta get myself another drink... Mmmm Pimm's and Ginger Ale, muuuuch better! I forgot how good this drink is! Oooh it's lifting my spirits already! (No pun intended) Rite, thats enough angst for one night, vent over!
I came across this really cool band on someone's blog recently and I thought I would share it with you lovely people. Not to mention that I cba goin through the trouble of serching for the blog everytime I want to listen to them, and there are only a few of their songs on limewire (which I've already d/l of course) but I need more so here we are. Ladies and... well ladies, I introduce to you, the one and only, Levi Smith:
Ok, I kno I said I wudn't get one but I'm bored and I thought "Fuck it, y not!" I can ramble as good as the next person! In fact, when I'm lubricated (and I mean that in a completely non sexual way u filthy minded scamps!) I can burble like a champion. I actually spell better when I'm drunk!
So lets get this party started with some good old fashioned laughter! And when I say laughter, I mean hysterical, bed wetting, tear streaming laughter! Ahhh, this gets me everytime! Some might call it evil, but I call it pure genius! I can't wait to have kids!!
Mwahahahahahaha! If u have any small children around and are in a wonderfully sadistic mood, hava wee clicky on here, get ur video camera ready, and enjoy!!
