inbox fun...
tastey..
So lately I've been getting spam email's like crazy. And by crazy I mean I've just deleted all my spam...and got a hundred more in a period of 45 mins. The best part is, they aren't your typical "sign up and get discounts/free things" oh no instead I get emails of the..sexual variety. So now I present to you a taste of the lovely spam I've been getting:
laters bitches,
--Paradox
- two hot nymphos lick asshole and get anal fucked (i dont even know what to say to that)
- mature lady showing pussy (how mature? and EW)
- dorky black girl is transformed into hot porn star (oooh im sure she was slutty before)
- two horny girls doing fucking machines (wtf is a fucking machine?)
- Salvaje.loco get laid by our hookers in your area (how do you know where i live?)
- Salvaje.loco come check out our selection of S.L.U.T.S in the area (does that stand for something?)
- Sexy ebony wife gets her feet licked by a white guy (kinkay)
- mom bangs coeds ass with strap on (kinkay-er)
- hot matures enjoy eachother in groupsex (EW!)
- Huge knockers strawberry blonde (knockers?)
- Salvaje.loco find an easy lay tonight (with one of ur mature s.l.u.t.s? no thank you)
- mom pussy and anal fucked (thats just gross)
- Salvaje.loco fuck me hard baby (u better hope my gf doesnt kick the shit outta u)
- interracial lesbians with a strong foot fetish fucking (i dont even wanna think about it)
laters bitches,
--Paradox
posted by Paradox @ 2:36 am
2 Fools Pitied:
lol, nice spam mails ;)
well i dont know the funniest ... but last time i got the most interesting ones: "get this porn vids on your mobile and ipod ..." and i was thinking - hey cool do they use a client for those or just normal vids, i have to find out about the technology behind that.
um ... yea ...
I have
"your johnson can grow bigger"
"hello from tabatha. i am a nice pretty girl. can i send you some nice pictures?"
"beware of fake pills" [bwahaha ...]
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