caT` gets (another) job! YAY!

My beautiful face has landed me yet another job. A better job than the one I applied for.. and all without saying a word. Oh yes.. I'm THAT good.
She brought me into the office and was like, "I know I'm going to give you the job, but I'll ask you a few questions anyway" lol. Ahhh, the power of first impressions..
It looks like I'll be working with Dykey McDykerson though.. that's going to be interesting.. I'm sure I'll get the low down on where to buy the best power tools or the cheapest plaid.. or the latest strap on.. I dunno.. Lets hope she keeps her hands to herself.. I don't want another job were I get intruded upon daily.. Plus I'm sure my gf would actually kill her.. actually..
Now for the perks.. the best part? STAFF DISCOUNT! Ohhhh that hp laptop is mine.. all miineeee mwahahahahahahaha..
EDIT: Ok, what the frickin frack is going on this week?.. I applied to Currys once before and I didn't even get an interview. Yesterday I get a better job by just walking into the interview room. Now GAME are phoning me for a job I applied for 6 months ago asking do I want a job? What. The. Fuck? Just after I get a different one.. mother lickers.. I can't have 3 jobs! And they want this one to be my priority.. fuck off! What is going on?!..
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currys eh?
so someone there will actually know something about computers? awesome.
In which country is this currys?
and how long has this said that paradox is your bitch? am I just blind?
Lol not long.. a week or so.. I think.. maybe..
And I be in Norn Iron. Forestside to be exact. Just a hop, skip and a jump down the road. Mucho handy.
game(s) should always be a priority.
along with fun.
what's curry's?
It's an electrical store. Looksie
aw, I'll have to nip in and see you sometime..
By 'nip in' I mean if I ever happen to be in the vicinity of forestside.. which is mostly never.
By 'see you' I mean walk over to the one out of date mac laptop on display, curse that it's password protected and then go and watch all the TVs, trying to pick which has the best picture. And then of course wander round picking out the most awesome looking appliances for my imaginary house.
cat has a fascination with refridgerators
I'm always torn between the smeg ones and the big ass american ones with ice machines myself..
Oh it's all about the ice machine.. but we don't have any :( Ours are all ugly.. not that I've actually inspected them.. I pretty much stick to the tills and play with the ps3 until one of the managers comes and takes it off me.. boo hiss
PS. I do that imaginary house thing as well :P Cept mines more "If money was no object" type mcdoogle
PPS. Don't shleeeeg, that fridge was really cool
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