3 is the magic number!...

I've probably done this one before but i don't care. You will read it..and you will enjoy it. That is all.

Three Things I'm afraid of:
1. Zombies
2. Being alone
3. Failure

Three People who make me laugh:
1. Cat
2. Biz
3. My Mom

Three things I love:
1. Cat
2. Good mindblowing sex
3. Money


Three Things I Hate:
1. Penis
2. Being sick
3. Drooling when I sleep

Three Things I don't understand:
1. Heterosexuality
2. People who speak in languages I don't know
3. Why William Hung was so damn popular

Three Things on my desk:
1. Water bottle
2. Wallet
3. Cell phone

Three things I'm doing right now:
1. Drinking from my water bottle
2. Typing
3. Waiting for my gf to respond to my text messages

Three Things I want to do before I die:
1. Move in with my gf
2. Have financial security
3. Meet all you bitches who visit this blog

Three Things I can do:
1. The ladies (lol)
2. Make amazing breakfast
3. Be spontaneous

Three Things I can't do:
1. Not brush my teeth in the morning
2. Go to bed on time
3. Get taller

Three Things I think you should listen to:
1. Good music
2. The sounds a girl makes when ur having sex with her
3. Sexy music

Three Things you should never listen to:
1. Het sex
2. Betty
3. G. Bush

Three Things I'd like to learn:
1. How to make alot of money and not do any work
2. How to have cool superpowers
3. How to be more patient

Three Favourite Foods:
1. Pho
2. Pasta
3. Pizza

Three Shows I watched as a kid:
1. Saved by the Bell
2. Family Matters
3. TMNT

Three Things I regret:
1. Not staying in shape
2. My first gf
3. Living here

--Paradox