Wetting the baby's head

Soooooooo i'm kinda drunk.. and i've just come home from wetting my niece's head i.e. getting fucked up on behalf of the new born.. who was born last night.. at 10.55.. pm.. Who's the most gorgeous new born you've ever seen.. so as is tradition, it is my duty go get the father as fucked up as possible before he starts 18 years of being responsible for this little bundle of joy. And i'm proud to say I succeeded :D YAAAAY! But it's his last night of freedom before the baby comes home so I felt responsible to make it a good one for him. After the birth he's been through, he deserves it. Tbh it was good for me. I've forgotten how good it is to be out. It's been a looooong time. Like a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time. So yeah.. I'm gonna stop typing now.. BYE!

The alcoholic returns!

So I've decided to start drinking again. I figure it's a good way to deal with my problems.. or try to forget about them at least. Plus, it'll help me sleep better. In theory anyway.. My liver doesn't seem to pleased, but to be honest, I'm probably doing it a favour warming it up before I go back to school. Coz I'm pretty sure I'm going to get obliterated the first few days (depending on when everyone gets back).

Anyway, tonight is Pimm's o' clock, and what better to accompany my old friend than some good old Canada Dry (Ohhh the irony!) coz lets face it, it's much better than lemonade. I reckon I have a good few weeks worth of alcohol in the cupboard.. and pretty much anything that may take my fancy. Plus I have the ingredients for Pina Colada's, Mojitos and Margarita's so I should be good.

And now my glass is empty.. and staring at me.. longingly.. like an orphaned puppy.. so it is my civic duty to go and fill it. I must bid you adieu..

Boredom

I'm bored. And I mean really bored. I'm so bored I actually helped my mother with two things in one today. I walked the dog AND posted a card.. in one! I took the dog for a walk TO post the card! That's how fucking bored I am! I also cleared up the computer desk..

I've been super helpful lately.. and thats just not me. I've been washing dishes and hoovering and shit.. I even made soup ffs! Coz I was asked to.. What child does that? Like seriously..

I really need a job..

PS. Twitter is a cunt.