Wetting the baby's head

Soooooooo i'm kinda drunk.. and i've just come home from wetting my niece's head i.e. getting fucked up on behalf of the new born.. who was born last night.. at 10.55.. pm.. Who's the most gorgeous new born you've ever seen.. so as is tradition, it is my duty go get the father as fucked up as possible before he starts 18 years of being responsible for this little bundle of joy. And i'm proud to say I succeeded :D YAAAAY! But it's his last night of freedom before the baby comes home so I felt responsible to make it a good one for him. After the birth he's been through, he deserves it. Tbh it was good for me. I've forgotten how good it is to be out. It's been a looooong time. Like a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time. So yeah.. I'm gonna stop typing now.. BYE!