Lung shattering cough = abs of steel
My abs huuuuurt. It feels like I've done hours of non stop crunches, which I suppose in a way I have, I've just been coughing up my lungs in the process. So I'm thinking, if I keep on going like this for a week or two I'm going to have abs of fucking steel! Just like Houdini.. minus the whole getting punched in the stomach and dying thing.
posted by caT` @ 5:40 pm
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yeah.. you think that... but it all just ends in lots of pulled invisible muscles.. Having had a cough for a month plus.. I know..
They may not be visible, but I'll still have abs of steel. Just you wait!
Hmm.
I imagine abs of steel would be much worse for the coughing front, not much give in steel. Major bruising might result..
I've found coughing up my lungs while in or just after my shower, saves my poor little abs serious pain and possible bruising. I no longer have to cradle them everytime I cough. RESULT.
Unfortunately I don't look like the picture. FAIL.
Do you think that could be down to the fact that I'm eating a slab of orange madeira cake as I type this?
That's because steam is magical and 'impossible to overdose on' according to my doctor.
It doesn't count if you eat it so fast that you never noticed it was there...
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