Battle Scars

Isn't it beeeautiful! That's my arm after the lovely nurse butchered it. And that's it after 4 days of healing. It used to be pure black and blue, now its a nice combination of blue, purple, green and yellow! Mmmm it looks tasty! Aren't blood tests fun?! Personally I blame my paranoid mother. Mrs "I hate you and want to cause you as much pain and suffering as possible" disguised as "I'm worried about u and just want to check that the Glandular Fever has completely gone" pffft... And to add to that I hav a lovely blister on my right index finger where some fucker burnt me with their cigarette on Tues nite :( wow, Tues was really not a good day for me... specially the photographic evidence of how much of a mess I was on tues nite *shudders* cameras are evil...

And yet I'm going out again tonite and subjecting myself to those same cameras that stole my dignity the first time. I never learn! But hopefully with a little less vodka and nay absinthe, the results won't be as bad. I can dream. Plus there will be food involved which is always good! Mmmmm Villa Italia meatballs!

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