Viva la Familia Tipo!

So you know, I was bored and I was flicking through my youtube, as you do when you're bored, and I came across a family guy clip that can't help but make me smile. Lol I love this show. I had a season 4 and 5 marathon with the familia over Crimbo which reignited my love. Ahhh season 5 is soo bad it's good! Specially the episode "Brian Goes Back to College".. Brian's quadriplegic lecurer drawing the smiley face on his paper ROFL!! And the make up sex HAHA! Ahhh jesus, too funny! Tis a shame they don't have it on Ooootoobe, coz it really is hilarious..

What they do have tho is the Jaws parody lol I can't help but chuckle at this. *hehe*

"Hey.. I'm gonna eat y'all. I'm gonna eat that hairy leg. Imma eat that one too. Oh, I can see right up them shorts. I gotta whole bunch of rosey teeth to chew you with. Daaa naa daa naa daa naa.. Oh now wait a minute, I did have a chubby kid on a raft earlier today.. it's ok though, I've been swimming a lot lately. Mmmm yummy mmmm.."

They don't have the other one in Season 3 I really like either from "Road to Europe" where Stewie goes to the BBC studios in London to go and live with the people from "Jolly Farm Revue" lol.

"Faak off you grotty little waaankaaa!"

Ya dirty wee batch!

Isn't google grand? I had another one of those random blog hits from google searches the other day. Why someone was searching for 'diiirty bitch' on google I don't know, but it gave me a wee chuckle. I'm sure they were expecting something different to what they got but tough titties, this aint no dirt rag! Diiirty bitch!

And I have a sore head again :( Cept this time it be a whiskey headache and not a evil exam stress one. I don't know why it gave me a headache, but it did. Fucking American's and their Buffalo Bourbon.. Oh and then I got pelted with chunks of ice.. and then I got locked out of my room by that little shit next door, who then decided to smear nutella over my things.. including a piece of toilet paper, so it looked like he wiped his ass on it, which he then threw at me.. What a lovely boy he is. And during all this he screamed like a little bitch so much that the whores downstairs called the RA's.. pffttt he always gets me into trouble..

Should have known really.. us plus drinking in the flat, always ends in noise and destruction. It started out so civilised.. we watched 'Celeb' BB, then the end of Mock the Week, and then had a nice wee discussion about the integrity of the bible and how much bullshit most religions are (as you do)! And then we watched Ricki Gervais' Animal stand up (which is damn funny btw) and then came the ceremonial ice shattering all over the kitchen, and I'm pretty sure the drink hit the spot at that stage coz the boyos went caraaaazy and thats when I got pelted with ice and shiz.

Wow... I really do talk a load of shit.. Um... sorry?

PS. Crunchy Nut Clusters are goooooooooooood!

PPS. I think that little fucker bruised my breast bone when he was trying to keep me out of my room... *sniff*

Paaaain

You know one of those headaches that just don't go away and put you in the shittest mood? Well I have one of those... again. You'd think after 3 days, life would give me a break, but apparently not. And I don't like being in shit moods. I don't like pissing the people off around me with unintentional snarky comments, especially when they're people that I love. But most people either leave me alone coz they recognise the pissy mood, tell me to fuck off, or I will remove myself and go and brood somewhere by myself. I'm not used to someone sitting and taking it all, and seeing me through the day.. it actually made me feel like a complete asshole.. which is no bad thing coz I was one. Not that I did anything bad, I was just a snarky sarcastic bitch. The bad thing was I could pin point the exact moment it started to bother and upset her and, I dunno, it made me feel like a complete prick.. coz I don't ever wanna do that..

I don't want people to take my shit for no apparent reason. I don't want them to accept it. I don't want them to think it's ok for me to do it. Coz it's not. It actually makes me angry for them to think it, coz I wonder what kind of shit they must have been through to think that that kind of stuff is ok. It actually makes me feel better for them to tell me to stop taking my shitty mood out on them and fuck off. I can work it out better that way. I'm not the kind of person who likes to talk it out. I can't talk about my feelings. I find it hard to open up to people. I'm a complete introvert. I keep myself to myself and concentrate on other people. Conversation about me and my feelings makes me uncomfortable.

Anyway, I'm starting to digress and it's 4.18am so I should probably try to get to sleep again. Bonne nuit...

I hate my life

Zzzzz...

I hate studying *pout* I just can't do it. No matter how much I try or I want to, it just doesn't happen for me. I spent the whole day doing anything but studying. I even cleaned the bathroom ffs! I was even quite tempted to hoover as well but it was like 12.30 and I didn't think the roomies would have appreciated it. So instead I made a little something for the woman. Coz I'm awesome like that. I won't tell you how long I spent doing it coz that would give away how little studying I did, and the woman will kick my ass.. Oh and I caught up on my podcasts.. kinda.. and whored a few blogs. So yeah, I'm a total waster. Which is why I'm getting up early the morrow (like I always say I will) and hitting the library, since I have two exams in like a day.. Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit! And I haven't looked at any Comp Sci which is the devil and the hardest subject known to man.. I'm soo fucked. My parents are gona kick my ass all the way home when I fail with flying colours, and home sucks baaaaaaaaaaaaaalls. Seriously if my parents say they're not paying for uni nemore, I'm getting a job and doing it myself, coz I can't be at home.. I'll go insane.

Um.. what else did I do... Oh yeah lol.. you don't need to know about that! So yeah, studying.. or lack of.. thankfully the study period isn't that long, coz I'd be a fat bastard if it was! Studying means boredom, and boredom means eating, and eating means fatness, and I really don't need that just after Christmas. If anything I need to stop eating altogether. Being a fat pie isn't sexy. Mmmm pieeessss...

Baaah and once again time makes a mockery of me *sigh*..

What the..??

So I'm back at uni (YAY!) Got back last nite, chucked my shit down, unloaded the essentials (ie. the laptop & ipod), cranked the speakers up, and kicked back and relaxed with the girlie. Twas laaarvely. It's the first time in ages we've got to have a decent conversation without the mothers interupting (much.. well not mine anyway..) were I didn't have to watch what I said or leave early; it was really nice :) Some interesting ground covered as well lol.

So anyway, I wake up today to a shit load of banging, and at first I think it's that noisy bitch downstairs, but then I realise it's coming from inside my flat. And I'm the only one in my flat so I'm like "Shit... shit shit shit shit shitshithsithsihtisht!.. who the fuck's that?.." and then I hear them next door in Andy's room so I'm like "Wtf??.. Shit, I hope that's not a workman... They better not come in here.. Shit what if they do?.. I don't have any clothes on!.. Shiiiiiiiiiiit!" And then I hear the drawers opening and closing, and after a couple of seconds it dawns on me.... that little shit's back already! Mother fucker! I thought I had at least 2/3 days peace before they all came back but noooooooooo, that little shite had to come back early and ruin my plans. I came back early to have the place to myself and be as loud as I wanted, and hes only been here 5hrs and hes already told me to turn the music down pffft.. and 3 of those we were in town.. *sigh* Oh well, it could be worse.. I could still be at home. It just means I have to be relatively quiet again. I don't like being quiet.. it doesn't agree with me.. and it means I can't walk round the flat in my underwear anymore.. Goddamnit!