Ya dirty wee batch!
Isn't google grand? I had another one of those random blog hits from google searches the other day. Why someone was searching for 'diiirty bitch' on google I don't know, but it gave me a wee chuckle. I'm sure they were expecting something different to what they got but tough titties, this aint no dirt rag! Diiirty bitch!
And I have a sore head again :( Cept this time it be a whiskey headache and not a evil exam stress one. I don't know why it gave me a headache, but it did. Fucking American's and their Buffalo Bourbon.. Oh and then I got pelted with chunks of ice.. and then I got locked out of my room by that little shit next door, who then decided to smear nutella over my things.. including a piece of toilet paper, so it looked like he wiped his ass on it, which he then threw at me.. What a lovely boy he is. And during all this he screamed like a little bitch so much that the whores downstairs called the RA's.. pffttt he always gets me into trouble..
Should have known really.. us plus drinking in the flat, always ends in noise and destruction. It started out so civilised.. we watched 'Celeb' BB, then the end of Mock the Week, and then had a nice wee discussion about the integrity of the bible and how much bullshit most religions are (as you do)! And then we watched Ricki Gervais' Animal stand up (which is damn funny btw) and then came the ceremonial ice shattering all over the kitchen, and I'm pretty sure the drink hit the spot at that stage coz the boyos went caraaaazy and thats when I got pelted with ice and shiz.
Wow... I really do talk a load of shit.. Um... sorry?
PS. Crunchy Nut Clusters are goooooooooooood!
PPS. I think that little fucker bruised my breast bone when he was trying to keep me out of my room... *sniff*
posted by caT` @ 3:25 am
4 Fools Pitied:
Wow, sounds like you have some crazy roomies there. With them being crazy like that I bet you have a ton funny drinking stories! and thank sucks that you got hurt, just make carrie skip over there and kiss it to make it all better :P hehe.
ice hurts...
and what a waste of good nutella... mmm nutella...
it sorta sounds like you and your flatmates are a little family... or is it only me that gets injured whilst fighting with my sibling?
i can't get just jack out of my head..
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*picture pose* Just Jack!
Spose you could say we're like a little family.. Irish is my evil brother who likes to beat on me, Yorkshire is the one who insults me, and Will is the housewife who wakes me up with the fucking hoover! Ugh.. Four brothers.. I already have two asshole brothers I don't need anymore. At least they don't beat me anymore, just insult me. So I suppose Andy's taken over that job. Like 18 years of it wasn't enough, pfffft.. I've been beaten a year less than that boys been alive!
*ahem* Anyway.. They're all gone now mwahahahhaha!
now why you gotta go put stars in their eyes?
your brothers, or you flat brothers?
hmm if you've been beaten a year less.. ugh... i cba to think what that means..
hehe i'm rewatching darkplace..
''I'm sure we feel that he exploded too young. But, the Lord moves in mysterious ways. Sometimes he'll come in at an angle. Other times, he can hover and swoop. Sometimes he can even come in from beneath, like a worm...or mole. He's the Lord, it's his call how he chooses to manoeuvre..''
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