[[Insert witty title here]]: February 2007

What's going onnnn?!

Huh??

There's something very weird about coming onto your blog and seeing a new post.. It's kinda like "Uhhh.. Am I in the right place here?.." And then it dawns on you.. "Oh yeah.. I gave that crazy bitch admin!.." I mean I gave that beautiful, sexy lady admin.. uhh.. yeah.

So, The Big JC has been nice enough to bless me with the biggest shit pie this week. And not just one. Oh no. I've been handed at least.. ohhh 5 of them. In two days. Mmmm tasty. So you know, I haven't exactly been in the best of moods lately. Work stress mixed with fucking nosey asshole shite horse boys doesn't make Catherine a happy girl. And it really doesn't end. I still have a fucking mountain of work bearing down on me and I STILL have to deal with those fuckers at some stage *Sigh* Arrrg, just kill me now. Please. JESUS!

Oh yeah, I forgot to say.. OMG I'M POSTING!!! Shooooocking!

EDIT: Ok, so I decided to stop putting it off and just grow a set and talk to the little shit next door. It was interesting. He's a defensive little fairy! He left out a couple of key parts tho, naughty boy, and then got really freaked out when I reminded him about them and wanted to know how I knew all this lol. In the words of Tonya, "Catherine.. knows.. aaawwwwlllll!" (Yes even I never thought I'd be quoting Tonya.. eww)
Anway, back to the grind..

Tyra is a dirty 'ho..

fucking hell...tyra..you're naughty..actually..maybe its Katherine who's the naughty one.
*ahem*..

anyways. I'm posting because I'm procrastinating. I have 4..no wait..is it 5 midterms coming up.
I should be studying..but instead im lying in bed and blogging waiting for cat to get on skype. So here I am watching daytime talk shows and past episodes of Ugly Betty. god I'm a lazy bitch. fucking hell. I know I should get my ass in gear..but I just can't bring myself to do it! Why? *Sigh* I hate school. aaaaanyways. I'm boring you so I shall go...but not without showing you my favorite scene from Ugly Betty.

Show me some benji's!

laters,
--Paradox

Just visiting...

A short story by Paradox:

Yesterday I was sitting in the car with the mother. I told her I was feeling sick..
::enter dialogue::

Paradox: Mom I think I'm sick
The Mother: What's wrong?
Paradox: I dunno I just feel all weird..almost nauseous
The Mother: Are you pregnant?!
Paradox: MOM!
The Mother: What?
Paradox: Ok, how the hell would I be pregnant?
The Mother: Phone sex?

::End conversation...enter awkwardness::

ANYWAYS....

As you can tell..I probably don't belong here. On my gf's blog..but she's a lazy 'ho. And I'm updating for her. How did I get on here you ask? Well its due to my superb skills..in asking my gf to just make me an administrator haha. So yep I'm here..you know..doing some uh....I don't know exactly what I'm doing. But I like it. It's cozy. Cat you've done a good job with the blog.. kudos. So um. What have I been up to? Well I had the week to myself. So I spent copious amounts of time in bed relaxing.. it was AWESOME teehee. Riiiiiight. So I don't really have that much to talk about...so I'm outta here...

laters,
--Paradox

oh aaaaaaaaaand.... I love u Cat :)

It's a love type thing

Happy Valentine's Day Ladies!

Hope you all got some loooooove

And to my baby..

Looksie what I got you :D

Some loooove pie!

Hehe Happy Valentine's Babe <3

The afternoon of the day of

Would you like some ice cream with that?

So it's that day.. when that thing happens.. that I celebrate.. with a certain someone.. who's a wee bit amazing.. or a lot.. The noises have stopped.. I'm still alive (I think) and my apartments still in one piece.. I'm slightly more battered and bruised, but I now have in my possession a police hat and belt.. oh yeah! And I must say, I look pretty pimpin in them. I had everything cept the cuffs, and I foolishly went to nab them when I was wearing the belt which meant that little shit could steal the baton off me.. humpf.. but meeh, it's all good in the hood. He's actually worried that I won't give them back lol mwahaha! Plus my facebook fotie makes him nervous coz there's now evidence that I've stolen polis property off him hehe. Oh and it's now my bebo pic as well.. and my skypie pic.. but that one's a different one.
So yayss.. interesting night.. I shall leave thee with a riddle.. what's blonde, blue eyed, and pimpin in a polis hat?..

Respect ma authoritaaah!

The night before the morning of

It's that day.. before that thing happens.. that I celebrate.. with someone.. who's a bit special.. and by a bit, I mean a lot.. and there's very strange noises coming from my apartment block that are starting to concern me.. kind of like the deep groan of a huge tree.. and it's getting louder.. and more frequent.. hmm.. if you never hear from me again, it's probably coz my appartment has collapsed and I'm lying under a pile of rubble. Uplifting thought isn't it?!

This has nothing to do with this post at all but this girl has two asses.. What.The.Fuck??

EDIT: I actually think I dreamt about the scary lady with the two arses last nite.. I vaguely remember a two arsed person in my dream.. I'm pretty sure she was wearing the same fetching swimming cozzy as well.. my dreams are fuckin crazy.. tho it certainly perked up with the bit about Shane and Helena.. together.. kissing.. mmmm..