The night before the morning of

It's that day.. before that thing happens.. that I celebrate.. with someone.. who's a bit special.. and by a bit, I mean a lot.. and there's very strange noises coming from my apartment block that are starting to concern me.. kind of like the deep groan of a huge tree.. and it's getting louder.. and more frequent.. hmm.. if you never hear from me again, it's probably coz my appartment has collapsed and I'm lying under a pile of rubble. Uplifting thought isn't it?!

This has nothing to do with this post at all but this girl has two asses.. What.The.Fuck??

EDIT: I actually think I dreamt about the scary lady with the two arses last nite.. I vaguely remember a two arsed person in my dream.. I'm pretty sure she was wearing the same fetching swimming cozzy as well.. my dreams are fuckin crazy.. tho it certainly perked up with the bit about Shane and Helena.. together.. kissing.. mmmm..