Old Skool

Do you ever put your itunes on shuffle and refind something that you haven't heard in absolutely yonks? Yeah, me neither..

So I randomly put the itunes on shoefull, which I usually don't do coz if songs from albums come up, I can't handle that. I don't know why, but it annoys me. I can listen to albums, playlists, or random songs, but if an album song comes up randomly, it makes me fidgity. Yes I know, I'm a freak. This is nothing new, I have many weird things.. one of which I share with mwik to the o (I don't know if that means you're as weird as me, or I'm not as weird as I think.. hmm, dunno)

I'm rambling.. sorry... the point.. Um.. Yes, so 'The Bucketheads - The Bomb' came on, and I'm like, "Omg, I haven't heard this forever! Old.Skool!" I remember being mildly obsessed with this song when it came out, even though I didn't have a giraffe wtf the man was saying (and tbh I still kinda don't coz it is pretty indecipherable, no matter how many times you listen to it) Sooooooooo, what did I do? I busted out all the old skool dance classics! Oh yes! Bobby Brown, The Bucketheads, NTrance, Snap, 2Unlimited, Culture Beat, Haddaway, Scatman John(lol!), Cece Peniston, OMC, Deee-Lite.. Ahhhh, the memories.. I don't care what anyone says, the 90's were fucking awesome. And then there's the newer stuff like Daft Punk, Moloko, Alcazar, Modjo, Fat Boy Slim, Moby, Faithless and Underworld. But you know what's better than all that? Jock jams. I love their Bball warmup mixes, they are the sheet.

So I'm away to bust out my glow sticks and jump around my room like a hamster on speed.

Taters! :D

PS. If ye be wanting the playlist, just clickity click and ye shall receive! Oh and tell me if it fooked up coz my computer was being a knob jockey when I was zipping it. Enjoy!

Oh and I have 3 proper Floor Fillers Club Classics if you want them. Just giz a shout.
:: I should really put those on my itunes... ::

inbox fun...

tastey..

So lately I've been getting spam email's like crazy. And by crazy I mean I've just deleted all my spam...and got a hundred more in a period of 45 mins. The best part is, they aren't your typical "sign up and get discounts/free things" oh no instead I get emails of the..sexual variety. So now I present to you a taste of the lovely spam I've been getting:

• two hot nymphos lick asshole and get anal fucked (i dont even know what to say to that)
• mature lady showing pussy (how mature? and EW)
• dorky black girl is transformed into hot porn star (oooh im sure she was slutty before)
• two horny girls doing fucking machines (wtf is a fucking machine?)
• Salvaje.loco get laid by our hookers in your area (how do you know where i live?)
• Salvaje.loco come check out our selection of S.L.U.T.S in the area (does that stand for something?)
• Sexy ebony wife gets her feet licked by a white guy (kinkay)
• mom bangs coeds ass with strap on (kinkay-er)
• hot matures enjoy eachother in groupsex (EW!)
• Huge knockers strawberry blonde (knockers?)
• Salvaje.loco find an easy lay tonight (with one of ur mature s.l.u.t.s? no thank you)
• mom pussy and anal fucked (thats just gross)
• Salvaje.loco fuck me hard baby (u better hope my gf doesnt kick the shit outta u)
• interracial lesbians with a strong foot fetish fucking (i dont even wanna think about it)
  

oh god theres so much more..thats just a little lol...so anyways tell me...whats the funniest spam you've gotten?

laters bitches,

--Paradox

I HATE THIS MUTHER FUCKING ESSAYYYY!!!

I'm going insane.. I'm on day 5 of this fucking essay and I still have half of it to do.. AND it's 3 days late.. fucking multiprocessing shite.. what happened to my waffling skills? Where did they go? I used to be able to spew out quality, grade A shite and now I can't even concentrate long enough on this bastardo to copy shit off wiki.. *sigh* And my computers being a fucktard coz apparently having Word, Firefox and Skype open together is a big no no.. I need a new laptop.. I NEED one.. not want, need.. badly.. or one day it just might explode.. or I may accidently throw it out the window and dance around its burning carcass.. ugh, I'm so over this shit..

NEWAY, today is 'lets share' day. Lets share gay songs. You know, those 'can't get it out of my head, pretend not to like but secretly have it stashed in the depths of my ipod and only listen to it when no one else can hear' songs. I'll go first shall I.. This, my friends, is what we call gaaaaaaaaaaaaay:



How is it gay you ask? Well, apart from the obvious part that it includes that polo neck wearing, leather clad boyband by the name of 98 degrees, it also features that polo neck wearing, leather clad boyband by the name of 98 degrees! Gay. Now, why am I telling you this? Not taking away how gay this song truely is, it could go either way.

- On the gay side we have the one, the only, 98 degrees.
- On the fence we have Miss Carey (post boob job) who is kind of in the middle. She's loved by all the fags, but she does have some good shit.
- And on the credible side, we have Joe. Mr R&B and therefore you are able to admit to liking him without it being followed by a blush and lots of sniggering.

Though it does display one of the finest examples of disgustingly bad lipsyncing as all good / bad songs do. Then again it does star Mariah Carey so.. (Rookie mistake Mariah! You don't say 'bye' into the mic when you're miming. Pffft..)

Right, hit me with your best shot ladies! I want gay. And I mean GAAAAAAAY. Like, suuuuper fantastic gay. As I slump back to my essay.. at 3am.. after which I have tutorial questions to do.. *sob*

PS. Wooo! I actually posted! *does little dance... makes a little love... and gets down tonight WOO*

*sigh*...

my thoughts go out to those at Virginia Tech


--Paradox

Half a year...

Time goes by fast doesn't it? I've been with the most amazing woman for the past six months..and i still can't believe it. I've never been with anyone like her..I can't believe how lucky I am. She's the best thing thats ever happened to me..and I still get butterflies when I think about her. I'm grinning like a fool as I'm typing this out...I don't know why...but I get the feeling I always do whenever I talk about my girlfriend...or just think about my girlfriend in general. I guess it's cuz no one makes me happier than she does...and every time I think about her I can't help but smile.
Wow...I'm so in love with her.

I'm Yours - Jason Mraz
Well you done done me and you bet I felt it
I tried to be chill but you're so hot that I melted
I fell right through the cracks
and now I'm trying to get back
Before the cool done run out
I'll be giving it my bestest
Nothing's going to stop me but divine intervention
I reckon it's again my turn to win some or learn some

But I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait, I'm yours

Well open up your mind and see like me
Open up your plans and damn you're free
Look into your heart and you'll find love love love
Listen to the music of the moment people dance and sing
We're just one big family
It's your God-forsaken right to be loved love loved love loved

So I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait I'm sure
There's no need to complicate
Our time is short
This is our fate, I'm yours

I've been spending way too long checking my tongue in the mirror
And bending over backwards just to try to see it clearer
My breath fogged up the glass
And so I drew a new face and laughed
I guess what I'm saying is there ain't no better reason
To rid yourself of vanity and just go with the seasons
It's what we aim to do
Our name is our virtue

I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait I'm sure
No need to complicate
Our time is short
This is our fate, I'm yours

Well no no, well open up your mind and see like me
Open up your plans and damn you're free
Look into your heart and you'll find that the sky is yours
There's no need to complicate
Cuz, Our time is short
And this is our fate
I'm yours
This is our fate, I'm yours

P.S. She looks so fucking cute when she's sleeping <3 P.P.S Major props to those two ladies who started THE podcast. If it wasn't for you two, I wouldn't have found her.

laters bitches,

--paradox

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Mmm tongue and everything!

Awww babe.. That's so cute I want to cry.. *sniff*

O ;pbr upi dp givlomh ,ivj nsnu smf O esmy mpyjomh ,ptr yjsm yp nr eoyj upi :)
:: that'll take you a while :P ::

PS. I do not look cute when I sleep.

PPS. Stop staring at me!

PPPS. I fucking love that song.. and you :D Thanks Bizzle!

¤ caT` ¤

This is what I do when my gf is gone..

I stole this from S:onthego. Visit her blog here. And you better listen to her podcast. Because she is awesome.

Level 1
(x) Smoked A Cigarette
(x) Smoked A Cigar
(x) Smoked Weed
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
(x) Drank Alcohol
SO FAR: 5

Level 2
(x) Are/ Been In Love
(x) Been Dumped
(x) Shoplifted
(x) Been Fired
(x) been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 10

Level 3
(x) Snuck Out Of A Parent's House.
(x) Had Feelings For Someone Who Didn't Have Them Back
(x) Been Arrested
(x) kissed A Stranger
(x) gone out on a blind date
SO FAR: 15

Level 4
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped School
(x) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone/ Something Die
SO FAR: 20

Level 5
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your MYSPACE friends (wils u know who.. :P) ~*rolls eyes*~
(x) Been To Paris
(x) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
(x) Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 25

Level 6
(x) Eaten Sushi
(x) Been Snowboarding
( ) Met Someone BECAUSE Of Myspace/ FACEBOOK
(x) been mosh pitting
SO FAR: 29

Level 7
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Love(d) Someone Who You Can't Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 33

Level 8
(x) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
(x) Gone Puddle Jumping
(x) Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 38

Level 9
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) gone sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO FAR: 42

Level 10
(x) Used A Fake / Someone Else's ID
(x) Watched The Sun Set
(x) Felt An Earthquake
(x) Killed A Snake...(it was a fucking rattlesnake...::shudder::)
SO FAR: 46

Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(x) Robbed Someone
(x) Been Misunderstood
(x) Pet A Deer
SO FAR: 51

Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
(x) Been Suspended
(x) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 55

Level 13
(x) Had/ Have Braces
(xxx) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Had deja vu
(x) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR: 59

Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
(x) Questioned Your Heart
(x) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 63

Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(x) Been Lost
(x) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 68

Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins-
SO FAR: 73

Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(x) Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 77

Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Been Kissed Under A Mistletoe
(x) Watched The Sun Set With Someone You Care/ Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) made a bonfire on the beach..
SO FAR: 82

Level 19
(x) Crashed A Party
(x) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Gone Roller-skating/ Blading
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
SO FAR: 86

Level 20
(x) Worn Pearls
(x) Jumped Off A Bridge
(x) Screamed "Penis" In Class (better version of bogeys)
( ) Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 89

Level 22
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole / Freezer/Ice Cube
( ) kissed A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top
SO FAR: 92

Level 23
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(x) Done/ Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
(x) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hour
(x) Stayed Up All Night
SO FAR: 96

Level 24
(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had / Been In A Tree House
(x) Have been Scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 100

Level 25
( ) Seen a Ghost
(x) Have/Had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
(x) Gone Streaking
(x) Jail/Visit
SO FAR: 103

Level 26
(x) Played Chicken
(x) Been Pushed Into A Pool With All Your Clothes On
(x) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
(x) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused
SO FAR: 108

Level 27
(x) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( )Made A Porn Video (what qualifies as a porn video? erm...) ~*cough* bullshit *cough*~
(x)Caught A Butterfly
(x)Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x)Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 112

Level 28
(x) Mooned / Flashed Someone
(x) Had someone Moon/ Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
(x) Slept Naked
(x) French Braided Someones Hair
(x) Gone Skinny Dippin In A Pool
(x) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
SO FAR: 120

Level 29
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
(x) Went Scuba-Diving/ Snorkeling
( ) Had A Cavity
(x) Black-Mailed someone
(x) Been Black-Mailed
SO FAR: 124

Level 31
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat (but i've licked pussies...mwahahahaha.)(ok i should of said "not yet" *wink wink*) ~*wank wank*~
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone
SO FAR: 128

Level 32
(x) Been shot at by a bb gun
(x) Had sex in a field/garden
(x) Flattened someone's tyres
(x) Rode your car until the gas light came on
(x) Got £5 or less worth of gas
Total: 133

'I've had 133 out of 150 life experiences' yay...

meh..i miss my gf. Come home already!!!!!!!!! :( o ;pbr upi

see you laters bitches,

--Paradox

~ My dog is a little bastard shite ~ O ;pbr upi ypp nsnu ~ caT`