EUROVISION!!!
Hands up who loves the farcical freak fest (Mmmm alliteration) that is Eurovison.. I know you do! Coz it's awesome! You know why it's awesome? Two words for you, Terry Wogan. The man IS the Eurovision song contest. His commentary is quite hilarious, all he does the whole is take the piss out of absolutely everyone. Coz that's what it is these days, a complete piss take. Why did we let those crazy eastern fuckers in...? They ruined everything! Fucking eastern bloc and their politics..
*Ahem* Did you notice the overwhelming amount of trannies this year? And gays for that matter? Like really, they outdid themselves this year. I mean we're used to 'flamboyant' characters but hayzus. Forgotten already? Pffft you suck.. suck I tell you.
Ok, lets play a little game. This game is called 'Spot the dyke' and is worth douze points. Ready? Ok.
Spot.The.Dyke.
It's hard I know
It's hard I know
Can't find her? Ok, let me narrow it down for you.. She has a microphone.. sorry, she's holding a microphone.. No? Ok, maybe this will help you.. She's the small, round, Krankie looking bespectacled dykadelic one at the front. I love how they describe the act lol "At times, their routine resembled liturgical dancing. At others, it seemed to be a slow-motion lesbian porn film." Hehe. It is so far off the mark, but you know they're just saying that coz they want to get in that she's a big flaming homo. A winning homo, but a homo non the less.
My favourite? I'm mildy ashamed of my favourite actually as it is of the German variety, and I never thought I'd say I liked something German.. cept their cars of course. But it's just so damn catchy and non Eurovisiony! I've really listened to it too much. I heard it at least twice before the contest even began coz my roommate was playing it through the wall (as well as Scooch, ugh ** WARNING - Do not play if you are prone to catchy songs **) Mmmm, his voice is so tasty. I've now got to the stage were I'm singing along with it. And I have no idea what I'm saying! I should really get my roomy to translate it for me.. or you know Sis, if you wanna help a brutha out!
Ohhhh! Look what I found! Someones top 20 songs mwahahahaha! Right lets see what we have..
Jesus, I ramble.. sorry.. it's a nasty habit. Why am I apologising? This is my blog! Right, I need sleep.. sleeeeeeep... and to listen to the German entry again lol
PS. Is it bad that when I think of Eurovision I think of this? Is it even worse that I happen to have this song on my itunes? Just coz it's so re-goddamn-diculous.. and catchy. "Viva la diva, Viva Victoria, Aphroditaaaa. Viva la diva, Viva Victoria, Cleeeopatraaaa!"
PPS. UK same 2nd that year? What the faak? With what?.. *searches t'internet* Imaani?.. Lol I totally remember that now!
My favourite? I'm mildy ashamed of my favourite actually as it is of the German variety, and I never thought I'd say I liked something German.. cept their cars of course. But it's just so damn catchy and non Eurovisiony! I've really listened to it too much. I heard it at least twice before the contest even began coz my roommate was playing it through the wall (as well as Scooch, ugh ** WARNING - Do not play if you are prone to catchy songs **) Mmmm, his voice is so tasty. I've now got to the stage were I'm singing along with it. And I have no idea what I'm saying! I should really get my roomy to translate it for me.. or you know Sis, if you wanna help a brutha out!
Ohhhh! Look what I found! Someones top 20 songs mwahahahaha! Right lets see what we have..
1. The crazy disco ball Dame Edna look-a-like
2. The Georgian rip off of Bijork
3. The horribly shit drum sticked version of one of my roommate's stalkers
4. His name is Dj Bobo, nuff said. Tho it is the kind of shit you would see in our charts
5. Typical Eurovision tat
6. HAHA! This one was sooooo bad! The Gothic opera singer made my ears bleed
7. This was quite hilarious. And annoyingly catchy as Sweden always are. Also one of the many gay/tranny entries.
8. Oh jesus.. I have one word. Actually lets make that two. Fucking awful. (and French. Makes it even worse :P)
9. Wannabe rockers.
10. Meeeeeeeeeeeeh
11. Omg.. they didn't.. I'm ashamed.. *hangs head*
12. Haha! My fav tranny entry :D
13. More typical Eurovision shite
14. I actually liked this song.. its catchy.. and very Evanessencey (and the girl looks like a darker Sam Fox lol)
15. We're flyyyyying the flaaaaag, all oooover the wooooooooorld! The gay dude is the best! "Would you like some salted nuts madam?!" "Would you like something to suck on for landing sir?!" Ahhh pure British chedder :D Scooch - the Steps rip off
16. Nooooooooo! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! This dudes voice is soo fucking annoying. It's like an even more nasal Placebo argggg
17. Hehe, this is damn catchy. "Oh oh, Yassou Maria!"
18. Ohhh! I haven't heard this one! Not bad..
19. Lol, this is kinda funny. Political rock mmm. And from Israel! Who woulda knew! It reminds me of that 'End of the world' cartoon :P "Hokay. So. Here is the earth. Daaaamn that's a sweet earth you might say. WROOONG!"
20. Oh dear. This was bad. Not that it actually got through to the finals. But it's still bad. I'll forgive them because of last years entry tho. It was mysterious and folky.. I liked it.
Here's the actual top 10 though. Not a western country in the bunch!
2. The Georgian rip off of Bijork
3. The horribly shit drum sticked version of one of my roommate's stalkers
4. His name is Dj Bobo, nuff said. Tho it is the kind of shit you would see in our charts
5. Typical Eurovision tat
6. HAHA! This one was sooooo bad! The Gothic opera singer made my ears bleed
7. This was quite hilarious. And annoyingly catchy as Sweden always are. Also one of the many gay/tranny entries.
8. Oh jesus.. I have one word. Actually lets make that two. Fucking awful. (and French. Makes it even worse :P)
9. Wannabe rockers.
10. Meeeeeeeeeeeeh
11. Omg.. they didn't.. I'm ashamed.. *hangs head*
12. Haha! My fav tranny entry :D
13. More typical Eurovision shite
14. I actually liked this song.. its catchy.. and very Evanessencey (and the girl looks like a darker Sam Fox lol)
15. We're flyyyyying the flaaaaag, all oooover the wooooooooorld! The gay dude is the best! "Would you like some salted nuts madam?!" "Would you like something to suck on for landing sir?!" Ahhh pure British chedder :D Scooch - the Steps rip off
16. Nooooooooo! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! This dudes voice is soo fucking annoying. It's like an even more nasal Placebo argggg
17. Hehe, this is damn catchy. "Oh oh, Yassou Maria!"
18. Ohhh! I haven't heard this one! Not bad..
19. Lol, this is kinda funny. Political rock mmm. And from Israel! Who woulda knew! It reminds me of that 'End of the world' cartoon :P "Hokay. So. Here is the earth. Daaaamn that's a sweet earth you might say. WROOONG!"
20. Oh dear. This was bad. Not that it actually got through to the finals. But it's still bad. I'll forgive them because of last years entry tho. It was mysterious and folky.. I liked it.
Here's the actual top 10 though. Not a western country in the bunch!
Jesus, I ramble.. sorry.. it's a nasty habit. Why am I apologising? This is my blog! Right, I need sleep.. sleeeeeeep... and to listen to the German entry again lol
PS. Is it bad that when I think of Eurovision I think of this? Is it even worse that I happen to have this song on my itunes? Just coz it's so re-goddamn-diculous.. and catchy. "Viva la diva, Viva Victoria, Aphroditaaaa. Viva la diva, Viva Victoria, Cleeeopatraaaa!"
PPS. UK same 2nd that year? What the faak? With what?.. *searches t'internet* Imaani?.. Lol I totally remember that now!
posted by caT` @ 4:33 am
9 Fools Pitied:
i have one word for you: Lordi.
let me repeat is three times for effect: Lordi, Lordi, Lordi.
let me don my monster-prosthetic outfit and R-O-C-K!!!!!
hahaaa, you gotta love the eurovision ... it's like a freak show, only better!
my fav act this year: Ukraine! *caugh* video on my blog *caugh*
"HARD ROCK HALLELUJAH!"
Mwahaha the whole time I was writing this I was thinking, "Ooijj is so gona post first... and then Sis.." and then I thought Kt, but we already had our in depth discussion about all aspects of Eurovision last nite.
Who was our freak of choice this year ooijjy my love? If we're sticking with the trannies, I'd have to say Denmark. The Ukraine Dame Edna look-a-like was a twat. A TWAT Sis! He looks like the kind of person who's all nicey nice when the cameras are on but as soon as they cut, he's a nightmare.
Oh and that shameless plugging of your blog Sis is just disgraceful! ;P
hahaaa! well a twat or no twat, who cares, i still think it was hilarious. if the eurovision continues like this they probably have to rename the whole show ... into ... idk ...
thinking back, in earlier times when this was about music and singin it made sense, but now!? i mean it's really people that vote for acts and they aren't taking this serious i think (which is good for the entertaining factor of course) ... seeing this as an european i am really ashamed!
puh, that was long. sorry for the self-ad, but i am european - does this work for an excuse? i think yes :)
No it does not!
Do you remember those days when Eurovision was a respectable contest? When we had people like ABBA, Lulu, and Brotherhood of Man?
lol. yes it does!
awww, these were good times ... and quality times, yes. Nicole
don't forget Bucks Fizz cat. now that was music...
*dances in with upper arms at 90degrees to body and forearms parallel to body*
and aw dude, nice eurovision post..
i watched it.. all of it.. nearly killed me but i did it..
If it weren't for Terry I would have died in the first 2 mins.. he is so on the ball 'oh look, there's a baby goth', 'and there's the audience... and a very strange girl in a pink dress'..
I liked ukraine's entry.. just because it was fun.. although he should not have worn white tights.. his legs were way too skinny for that..
and i was convinced at the time that serbia's song was about gay marriage, i mean the dance routine, the the little half hearts on their hands, their outfits.. all screamed gay marriage to me.. but that was probably just me..
And it's also nice to note that Ireland still wants the eurovision nowhere near it.. I mean, I take it that wasn't a serious entry...
I'd like to see what would happen if the voting was done blind.. as in you didn't know which country was which..
Long live terry wogan!!
*dances out with bright blue pvc air hostess costume*
[p.s] finland and russia... nice.
OMG! How did I forget Bucks Fizz?! :O My roommate would kill me for that..
Wtf? Nicole was German?? I thought she was a UK entry..?
Hehe Terry Wogans the best. You know what else tickled my funny bone? The Finnish presenter lady, when saying hello to the Israeli dude, coming out with "Hello Israel, how are you jewing?!" LOL
Serbia's song was indeed lesbionic, but apparently she was yodelling about her lost lover, "Serbia's torch song, Molitva, was a heartfelt plea to an estranged lover with religious overtones." (BBC website tells me allll!)
Lol Ireland, That's exactly wot I said! My roommate sent me the contestants page a couple of hours b4 the show and I listened to the first 2 secs of the song before I said, "I see Ireland blatently don't want to win again this year!"
That would be an interesting voting system.. if only.. I think you should write a strongly worded letter to the Eurovision commity outlining this. Go go go!
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