J.K. Rowling is a whore.. but she makes exceedingly good books.. (so far..)

I prefer the adult cover..

So we both finished it last night.. :: chokes on tea :: .. faakin 'ell.. *ahem* Anyway, as I was saying before I was so rudely interupted, She Who Shalt Not Be Named and I both finished the last ever Harry Potter book (*tear*) and I must admit it twas raaaaathaaa good! I had an idea who the big two deaths were.. actually I was pretty certain who was gonna die.. and J.K. didn't disappoint.. well, kind of.. she did loose her grip on her iron clad balls at the end but meeeh, what did I expect? The ending was toooooooootally predictable tho.. like, the end end.. The last wee bit..

Tbh I was getting a bit bored of the books after struggling through the Order of the Pheonix. I couldn't get over how annoyingly bad the start of the book was that it ruined the rest of it for me. I know she was turning him into a difficult, resentful teenager but fucking hell, you didn't have to make him into an whiney, snivelling, sulky, annoying little knob jockey.. Overkill.. But I dunno what it was after that, the excitement wasn't there anymore.. I dunno if I'd just kinda outgrown the story or that it took so fucking long for her to write it that I got bored with the hype.. or maybe it was the fact that all of a sudden she took out the hacksaw and started killing all round her.. no need love. Or maybe, now that I think of it, it was because when the books started, I was the same age as Harry.. I could empathise more.. I felt more involved.. I was just starting secondary school, making the transition.. who knows.

I've totally gone off course.. oh well, let us digress some more shall we? The films.. or the actors should I say.. since I found this in my search for the book pic.. Daniel Radcliffe. Now bare (ho ho) with me here.. I know you really don't give a shit about him, but I have a point to make.. AND I've thrown some semi naked lady in there for you as well for good measure..
The picture in question:

EW he's so scrawny and asexual! How could you think he's in any way attractive? Blaaa.. But that is not my point. I know little boys grow up, but what happened to the cute little boy you just wanna scoop up and put in your pocket? I mean, look at him!

Awww!.. EW! It just got so much worse.. ugh he has a nasty ass.. EWWW! LOOK AT IT!! I bet he as a small wiener too.. yeah that's right, I said it!
Oh, hold on.. I haven't shown you the picture yet.. Are you ready? Are you truely prepared to feast your eyes on the monstrosity that is Daniel Radcliffe's ass? Someone should tell him it's not good to clench..

I can't believe I just put a picture of Daniel Radcliffe's ass on my blog.. I'm quite ashamed.. I apologise to you all..

By the by, does anyone know who does the cover art for the kiddy books? Is it the same dude that does it for Terry Prachett's Discworld series?

Sorry again..

EDIT: Ok ok, the more I look at these Equus pictures, the better I think he looks.. Not body wise coz he's still scrawny and amazingly hairy, but his face.. He doesn't look so much like a manchild anymore, he actually looks pretty good... maybe it's the hair.. hava gander

whoa..13 days?..

holy crap time is going so fast...

So the clock is ticking..and the day my girlfriend gets here is getting closer and closer...i know u guys are prolly sick of me talking about it...but I just can't help it! It's seriously better than Christmas morning..heehee.. but there's just so much to do eeeek..i've gotta move into the apartment we're staying in...make it livable...get groceries and whatnot..and a whole bunch of other fun things... and speaking of fun things, I just got a car yesterday!!!!! muahaha...it took about a month to finally figure out what I wanted..and I narrowed it down to two cars..a Civic and a Lancer..and I was thisclose to getting a civic when my dealer screwed me over and I ended up hauling ass to Mitsubishi to getting my lovely 2008 Lancer

...but mine isn't silver...its like...dark grey..and its sexay...it almost sorta kinda reminds me of my Tiburon (R.I.P) but its a bit bigger...and it handles better...riiight..*ahem* its definitely a huge step up from my first car..a 91' Accord which still sits in our driveway..and the MiniVan I had to drive around in when my Tiburon was totalled.. haha..so tell me Kelkians..what were your first rides..and..what's your current ride?

Before I forget...shoutout to Alyson...welcome back buddy...I missed u a hella lot.. Can't wait till our next conference :)

laters bitches,

--Paradox

P.S. thanks for the car advice Paradroid

cuz im gangsta like that...

I just finished my accounting exam...and i feel so fucking FREE!!! hooray for me :)
so anyways...I was listening to the Chart...and thinking about what kc and elka were saying about white people being gangsta...and just as I was on youtube browsing videos..I found this..

she's so gangsta..and i love her! (holla).. so anyways..hows your summer going? I'm still counting the days till my gf crosses the pond and i'm still EXCITED!!! (word). Man I can't believe im done school lol...im so happy..im tired of waking up at fuckin 6 in the morning to drag my ass over here. Now I can sleep in to my heart's content. (for rizzal) So I guess I haven't posted about my newest podcasting endeavor..well its called Top 5 and its me and Bizzle making a list of five songs related to a certain topic..we have two episodes up and you can find them at www.bizzlecast.podomatic.com and u know...u should listen..and comment. (aight?)

anyways I gotta bounce so holla back at me yo..

wiggity wack.. -out

--Paradox
*crip walks away to Cassidy's I'm a Hustla*

So she'll leave me alone..

I like pillows..

Here is a post. It is from me. My internet just died. Mother. F%$*er. I have been meaning to do this post for over a week. But I never know what to talk about. Coz I have a very boring life.

Ok... something to talk about...

Paradox is weird.. But that's not what I'm gona talk about.. no no.. Oh, I know! Have you ever taken credit for somebody elses idea? Or conveniently forgot to tell people it actually wasn't you? Yeah, me neither..

It be 3 weeks til I pack my bags and head over to Eskimoville to this crazy bitch I met over the internet. I know, weird huh?! I'm also getting bored of that "OMFGz0r-are-you-alright-in-the-head?-I'll-pray-for-your-soul-when-that-50-year-old-man- molests-you-and-hacks-you-into-little-pieces" look I get from people when they find out it's not a university friend I'm going to see. Coz everyone on the internet are paedophiles and axe-murderers don't you know. Including me. I sleep with mine.. My axe that is.. And keep a spare by the door in case I'm hacking on the run.. I'm also getting bored of my mother refering to them as my "internet friends", like they're not real. Coz apparently you have to physically meet people to know them. What she doesn't understand is I know a lot of these people better than I know my "real" friends who I've known for 9 years or more, coz all you have to do is talk. *Sigh*.. The older generation just don't understand! All these ipogs and the interweb.. it's confusing stuff. Pipes and slippers, now that's a language they understand.

Now I'm off to talk to this woman so she'll stop singing lol.. Adios!

"Beauty queen of only 18
She had some trouble with herself.."

money money money money... MONEY!

So I Paradox..got a job. Yes me..and I work..5 days a week. yuck. But at least I make money..not enough money as I want. But its money right? So I've been working full time..and going to school full time..which gives me no time to just relax...BLAH I need to learn how to just relax any tips? Right then. So...33 Days till my gf is here..and i am EXCITED!! teehee..oh god its so flipping hot outside..i need air conditioning.. i mean..i have a fan and all...but all it's doing is blowing out hot air..it sucks...blah. ok i need to cool off..im all sweaty...yuck.

oh and thanks to everyone who helped me out with the music stuff

--Paradox