Its My Birthday Bitches, Lets Get Fucked Up!

Oooooohhhhh yeeeaaaahhhh! Not only is it Friday, it's Drunk Dial Kelka Friday, aaaaaand it's the most wonderful day in human history when I came into being and completed everyones lives! Mwahaha I even managed to convince my flatmate to make me a two course dinner of meatballs and banoffee (which smell fuckin delish btw!) with basically no effort at all! I just casually slipped it into conversation when we were talkin bout what I wanted to do, and without much consideration he said yeh! SCORE! So in a matter of minutes I will be scoffing down some top nosh homemade cookin, yummmmmy!

Rite, I should probably make an appearance so I don't look like an ungrateful bitch! Off to be sociable....!